Random Musings of an Endless Mind

This is the first post of the last blog you will ever need to read. First things first, lets lay down some ground rules, shall we?

1. There will be no hiding or sugar coating anything on this blog. I will be as honest as possible.

2. All opinions must be supported by some factual knowledge.

3. No Flames. Somethings I will write may offend you. Please deal with it in a grown up manner. We're all adults here. I don't want to hear anything like:
"Leik, omgz, ur totally a cumbag."
You don't deserve an opinion if you can't even express it in proper English. Thusly
"Wow, you are an asshat."
comes closer to what I'm looking for. However, this still violates rule number two. So, what I'm really looking for is:
"Wow, I believe that you are totally off base with your opinion of what America should do to solve Global Warming. Eating more steak, which will get rid of the cattle that cause a rather large percentage of methane, a greenhouse gas, is not a feasible solution for cutting down on greenhouse gases."
See, if you talk like that, I might just respond to your comment. Not so much with the Cumbag response. I may be a cumbag, or an asshat, in your opinion, but you are a moron, so we're pretty much even.

4. No spamming. I don't care how great you think your site is, or how tiny you may think my penis is, I don't want to hear about your site. The rest of the world doesn't really give a shit either.

5. No anonymous posts. I want a name, dammit!

6. Don't do the ALL CAPS thing. It ANNOYS me.

7. You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, they're no friends of mine. Or something like that.

Well, that pretty much sums up the rules. I hope that we can all abide by them, and I'll see you next time!